Sunday, September 25, 2011

i'm an animal

The California li'l bear (ursus adorablicus californicus) is a small, friendly species native to the San Francisco Bay Area. It is known for its mellow, easygoing nature, love of literature, and its willing smile. It is easily approached, and sightseers are encouraged. It is extremely omnivorous, but its preferred diet is milk, graham crackers and hot dogs. It can often be found rolling in hallways, examining its feet, or charming visitors. The li'l bear loves tickling, but novice ticklers should be aware that once a tickling session has begun, the bear will insist quite forcefully that it continue for long periods.

The California li'l bear has a dominance relationship with several similar, larger animals whose primary role seems to be to provide for and entertain him, and occasionally to publicize his existence.

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